Virgins anyone?

If a man gets 72 virgins for martyring himself, what do you suppose this Moscow maniac female got?
72 Chippendales?
And, one must ask, what do they do with their 'reward'?
Would selestial sex outside marriage be punished in the same Sharia way as it is down here in the real world?
Personally I think the followers of Islam have got such a crummy existance that they use these incidents as an excuse to shed their mortal coil - shame about the poor innocents who happened to be in the vicinity.
And you can shove your fatwa's up your fatah's.