Why didn't we think of this before?

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you!

It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and it would eliminate long and expensive trials.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system:
"Attention Standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."

Perfect!!!!

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